And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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