I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
