yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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