Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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