I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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