What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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