She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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