I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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