I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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