Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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