Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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