omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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