If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We got so high we made milksteak
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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