Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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