I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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