if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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