they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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