My hair reeks of homosexuality.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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