someone owes me an orgasm
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
