That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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