You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Can I color on your dick again?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
