I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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