sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Randomize
