it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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