I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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