You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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