are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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