when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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