pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
soo... how was my night?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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