We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
