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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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