theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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