I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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