I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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