Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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