You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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