i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
