I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
tell me about the fingering
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