ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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