Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
