i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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