carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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