I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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