Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
