It was confusing and full of hummus
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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