wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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