im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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