it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You are the jesus of drinking
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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