And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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