: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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