can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
