well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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