Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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