so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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