quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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