I feel like I'm in dance class right now
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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