Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My vagina is officially offended.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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