how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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