i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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